11.6.09

Como transformar uma jantinha comportada em uma chalaça (ou ressaca) de proporcões catastróficas:

Como transformar uma jantinha comportada em uma chalaça (ou ressaca) de proporcões catastróficas:


- a convidada de honra deve estar feliz e chegar bêbada
- tente equilibrar gaúchos e paulistas na mesa
- convide alguém que conheça alguém com nome estranho (dê preferência para os que conhecem a Phydia)
- tenha certeza que a quantidade de cerveja seja maior que a de comida na mesa
- vá para um bairro universitário
- dê coca-cola para a convidada de honra bêbada, para convencê-la de que assim será possível beber mais
- não controle os instintos cleptomaníacos de ninguém
- tenha certeza de que o bar escolhido esteja completamente vazio
- tenha certeza de que o bar escolhido tenha uma bateria, uma mesa de pebolim e somente dois garçons
- uma das convidadas deve ter um set de musiquinhas legais no iPod pra dançar
- tenha certeza de que todos os convidados NÃO saibam tocar bateria
- providencie distração para os garçons
- roube cervejas
- não sofra por antecedência, beba com a certeza de que nunca será antingido por nenhuma ressaca e com a convicção de conseguirá acordar bem (e cedo) no dia seguinte
- por via das dúvidas, tenha neosaldina em casa

 
agora misture tudo e tá pronto.


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